Chain Aye Na's trailer makes us 'bechain' AF!
02:08:00
Have you seen the trailer of the century? If not then please check out: 'Chain Aye Na', an upcoming Lollywood blockbuster, all set to release on 21st July 2017 ( should have been released and forgotten by 1997)
Here's what you have missed out on if you haven't had the honour of viewing this yet. And if you've seen it, then please torture yourself once again, and watch this:
No no guys, this wasn't the movie, this was just the trailer. I think Syed Noor hired a ten-year-old to make this one with the awesome video transitions and effects! Good job kiddo- but they decided to edit it a bit and make it look much more glamorous and flashy...
... by getting rid of 50% of the initial trailer time---nooo, why, we LOVED the bold and creative text captions:
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| #RoohAfzaSacrfice is the #RealDeal |
How else would we have figured out about:
and of course:
While any XYZ can deduce that the shooting for this movie began in the early 1800s, we are seriously questioning Shahroz Sabzwari's choices in life. Like, seriously, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? (Then again, his role in his latest drama serial Teri Raza also shows him as a poorly dressed buwaaaye).
Everything about this movie is making us cringe. From the prolonged, low-budget, extremely dissatisfying mehndi dance performance to Adil Murad not living up to his legendary father Waheed Murad's stature. Let's give him points though for advocating consensus prior to physical advancements.
"Can I Kiss..........(10 mins later in the trailer) your hand?
Oh and for risking his life by nearly getting bulldozed in the making of this breathtaking film:
.....I have no more words to describe my admiration for this masterpiece....
Just when we started to have hopes for Pakistani Cinema, we were blessed with this monstrosity. I know I am staying away from the cinemas for this one, would you dare put yourself through this torture?
Just when we started to have hopes for Pakistani Cinema, we were blessed with this monstrosity. I know I am staying away from the cinemas for this one, would you dare put yourself through this torture?
*This is an edited version of the original post written for The BlushWorks.*
1 comments
Hahah. As opposed to regular hate that can be reversed at any point in time :P
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